Wife vs Girlfriend

someting to share with you all...

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Wife is like TV, 

girlfriend is like HP [handphone].

At home watch TV, go out bring HP. 

No money, sell TV, got money change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP. TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated.TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time. 

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.Most Important, TV got remote..  HP don't have..

Last but not  least....... . 

TV do not have virus, but  hp yes......... have VIRUS............... once get it, sooner you will go to heaven or hell.

Hahahaha. So better choose TV  .....

rite??